Voldemort, Boaters, and ERC Skanks

Hello again. Lets start this blog out with a little prayer for a snow day tomorrow. Thanks for the cooperation. On to the good stuff. Today, randomly, in SRT me and a few friends were talking about Voldemort, and drawing striking resemblances to Hitler. Yeah I know this is the second time i've brought up Hitler, just a coincidence, bear with me. First of all, both were based on wiping out a race, or singling out a dominant one, i.e. killing all the Jews and making a world with only the Aryan race, and Voldemort's strive for all purebloods. Also, with both "dictators"(we'll call Voldemort a dictator for the hell of it) the world appeased them until it was too late, until a supreme power (Harry, the U.S.) came and shut the door. They both also had a poor concept of looks, considering Hitler's ugly as shit mustache and Voldemorts shaved head... Get your shit together. This guy knows where looks are at. Look at that goatee. Awesome. A hint of sadness in those eyes, with a touch of ferocity. Hes a real man.

On to my next topic. Reading the USA Today yesterday(haha) I stumbled upon an article titled "Boater falls 65 miles short" with the sub-headline "Too exhausted to go on after rowing 9,500 miles across Pacific". First of all, that is one of the coolest things i have ever heard. Just take a second to think about 9,500 miles. Then throw in rowing in a tiny ass boat for 10 months by yourself in the middle of the ocean. Alex Bellini the Italian Adventurer, my hero. You truely kick the worlds ass at life. However, it would kinda bother me if i rowed 9,500 miles in 10 months and couldn't finish the last 65 miles. I feel like i would have just rested for a few days instead of just calling it quits, but granted he had just faced a huge storm and had to row through giant waves, so i commend him anyway. What an awesome dude. Congratulations, Alex Bellini, awesome person of the week.



He also has an awesome beard, 10 months will do that to you. Looks like he participated in No Shave November and Manuary...

On to my third topic for tonight, the skank teacher who sits in the ERC and gets off to bitching kids out everyday. The ERC is supposed to be a place for STUDENTS to hang out and study. It isn't there for her leisure and enjoyment. Do something productive instead of sitting there yelling at kids all day. Now, occasionally there are people taking tests, so it is somewhat legit for her to tell us to calm down. But how about not being a huge bitch about it? I was leaning back in my chair, and a bookshelf was loose and a few books fell off the shelf, making a huge scene. To make it funny, Andy decided to hit down like 3 or 4 more books. The ERC nazi comes over, kicks Andy out and sends him to the deans office, writing them a letter saying that he "knocked over upwards of 20 books off the shelf". There weren't even 20 books on that shelf. Who's laughing now, ERC nazi? Learn how to count. I took the time to even look up what teacher this is, so we can publicly abuse her. Kate Coupland. Watch out, skank. Were coming for you, be ready for it. You have to sleep sometime.

That's all for today, let me know what you think. I'm open to suggestions. Sorry big guy... Don't be sad! There will be another blog soon! Love you.