Drew P, Lebronbron, and Tom Cruise

Happy holidays everyone. I haven't written in a while, so..."here we go".

My first topic of the day is Mr. Drew Peterson. I'm sure many of you know who he is but for those who don't, he's the cop that keeps killing his wives and getting away with it. He's had four wives, and "killed" the last two. I use quotations because technically, he hasn't killed anyone, even though everyone knows he did. Kathleen Savio, his 3rd wife, was found dead in a bathtub, right before the divorce was finalized. It was ruled a murder, but obviously he knows how to clean up, being a cop, and they couldn't link him to the death. Now, the more famous case, Stacy Peterson. Stacy was Drew's 4th wife, and was never found after she went missing last October. He's still married to a missing woman who he probably killed, and now some extremely intelligent 23 year old girl is getting engaged to him. Really, what a catch for her. Just look at him.

He actually really does resemble that lion-man. What would compel this 23 year old woman to be the 5th wife, 3rd potential corpse of that man? Looks? No. Wealth? He's not that rich. Maybe she just wants to roll the dice a bit, spice up her life. Theres a quick fix, marry a serial killer. Drew Peterson and 23 year old woman, assholes of the week.

In other news, Lebron James is just straight up much better then everyone else. Its absurd how good that guy is. We get a chance to watch the best player ever to step on the court play the game, in arguably not even the prime of his career. Hes only 24. He's going to crush every record the NBA has, while making a billion dollars for playing a game and being a stud in commercials. The signature chalk throw which he stole from KG is still cool, and that commercial rocks.

Lebron James, you rock at life much harder than any of us can. We salute you.

Finally, Tom Cruise. If you have been under a rock, his movie, Valkyrie, just came out on Christmas. In the movie Cruise plays a German officer part of an assassination plot to kill Hitler. Now, I haven't seen this movie yet, and I wouldn't call myself a huge Tom Cruise fan. We all know he's a bit crazy (reference: Oprah's couch jumping, look it up if you don't know). But to all the critics beating the shit out of his performance, get a life. The few legit critics who have actually had constructive criticism and unbias thoughts, thank you. This movie was supposed to be a bust from the start, and I feel like all of this hype about how horrible it will be has just been secret hatred towards Tom Cruise. I don't care if you don't like his offscreen personality, but the dude can act. All the MI's, Risky Business, Tropic Thunder(which sucked besides the performances from Cruise and Downey Jr.), The Last Samurai, Jerry Maguire. He was Jerry f***ing Maguire. That movie rocked. Those are all great movies, and Tom Cruise is a great actor. Give him a chance before you go bashing him. Once I see Valkyrie I'll update my thoughts on it, but even if it isn't good, he has still had a ton of great performances. Keep on keepin on, Tom Cruise.

Theres the couch moment. Not one of his best.

Happy holidays everyone.